Two new songs

I've recorded two new songs, "Love Songs" and "Opsitchordistanlixter." They're both pretty experimental, but Love Songs has lyrics in robotic voices.

You can download a rar of both songs right here.

Love Songs lyrics:
Over-simpli-fied love;
the foundation is simple!
Take a concept revered by those struck by it,
feed it into a machine;
Calculate a simple folk song based on chordal harmonies,
give it a nice ethnic undertone to eliminate any multicultural dissent,
and feed it into the air waves with simple, infectious and "beautiful" titles.

Criticise the cynics,
and pay off the critics --
top the charts
and fill your martini glass.
Pay off a teenage redneck
to play to a crescendo of cheers and hollers.
Manipulate the lowest common denominator,
and collect 200 dollars.

And we call them LOVE SONGS!
Yes, we call them, LOVE, SONGS!
"You're my CHOSEN, ONE!"
As if a universe incalculable and infinite can assign a single person to another unattached being!

(and we call them love song-)
And once the fanfare has died down,
program another hit single in Warner Entertainment laboratory.
This time, give it a hip-hop twist,
and hire a black boy on MySpace to contribute the bubbly vocalizations --

And we call them LOVE SONGS!
Yes, we call them, LOVE, SONGS!
"You're my chosen, one!"
You don't know how stupid you are.

And we call them LOVE SONGS!

New song - Rainy Day

This one's more folky, and I recorded this one to cassette so it's not as clear in digital. Though, at least it's pure analog, in original format, which I really prefer. Anyway, I do vocals, it takes inspiration from the Mountain Goats, but I'm a horrible lyricist and I'd never be able to match John Darnielle's incredible lyrics.
Download the 320kb/s mp3 here.

Material

I compiled a few songs I've done over a period of time, stuff I never really published, into a small "EP." 16 minutes worth of bizarro sound-collage music in the vein of Negativland. I'm not sticking it on Jamendo because I don't own the rights to the majority of these songs -- It's a lot of sampling and noise. Not that I didn't write music, it's that I used a lot of samples of other people's shit to add into the mass of weirdness. Also, I did a little work on that "What I'd Give To Suck Cock" song I published earlier, and put it as the second track, Denmark. I've got album art, too, if anyone cares. All my album art is basically copied from art I've done earlier with the album title and my logo stamped on it.
Download it here.

Tracklist:
1. It's Called The Xbox 360 Because You Go Down 360 Degrees And Die In The Snow*
2. Denmark
3. What Is Wrong With You? What's Your Problem?
4. This Is My New Condominium
5. Soft Hands
6. Shit Hat And The Adventures Of The Nigerian Cat Guru
7. GOD WARRIOR!

* in loving memory of Brandon Crisp

New song

I wrote a new song, entitled "What I'd Give To Suck Cock - A Brief Excerpt." Kind of noisy, sound collage-y. Here's a download link.