Our biggest folly is the mistaken belief that the person who yells "fire" in the crowded theater is or should be responsible for the individual actions of each and every person that heard it.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
New song - Hahhah! Commitment.
http://www.divshare.com/download/9507569-392
Just in time for Thanksgiving, it's SLAP YOU WITH A RUBBER FISH
Just in time for Thanksgiving, it's SLAP YOU WITH A RUBBER FISH
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
New Song - Cover Up
Burn, burn, burn brightly. Burn, burn, burn whitely.
I don't like Renoise very much. I found OpenMPT easier to work with.
I don't like Renoise very much. I found OpenMPT easier to work with.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
New jam - Bass Hooked Up To Flanger Pedal Hooked Up To Line6 Delay Modeler
Bass Hooked Up To Flanger Pedal Hooked Up To Line6 Delay Modeler.
And that is precisely what this is. No post-production involved, all live.
And that is precisely what this is. No post-production involved, all live.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
New Song - I Hope The Entire Staff Of Pitchfork Media Gets Cancer
I Hope The Entire Staff Of Pitchfork Media Gets Cancer.
srsly. Those pretentious assholes have spent too long not being horribly miserable.
srsly. Those pretentious assholes have spent too long not being horribly miserable.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
New ALBUM!
This new album is called "Did It For The Lulz." I'm thoroughly convinced the album itself is, in fact, a joke. It is fourteen minutes long, and it can be downloaded from right here for now. It's being moderated on Jamendo currently, but it'll be up there in... three or four years, knowing how long it takes Jamendo.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
New song - Trailer Park Slut
The drum work is mine, the musical sample is, of course, Eleanor Rigby (if you couldn't identify it, lurk moar, you know nothing about music). The YouTube sample is this infamous clip.
Here's the link.
Here's the link.
New song - Statement
More meaningless noise that completely abandons all technicality involved in its raw production in favor of experimental atonality that really isn't music, honestly.
Over here, yadda yadda.
Over here, yadda yadda.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
New Song - Coming Back Around
This is a new tune. Still electronic, done completely in Reason. All compositional, not really experimental as much as it is fairly great at putting different notes together.
Over here.
Over here.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
New Song - General Tso's Chicken Part Two
I just recorded this new song, and, if I say so myself, it is completely fucking awesome. More IDM style this time, I'm really well on my way to making a glitch-drum'n'bass album. Back to my old style with renewed vigor!
Link here.
Link here.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
New song - Ashamed.
Here's my new weird song with a sample of an interview between some Fox News prick and KRS-One in the background and my original music.
Embedded:
Download it here.
Embedded:
Download it here.
Friday, May 1, 2009
New song - Closer
I wrote a new song, completely electronic. Very ambient, it's a palindrome as well.
Here's the link.
Here's the embed:
Here's the link.
Here's the embed:
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
New Song - The War
I finished a new song. More folky, it's not that good but I'll post it anyway. Download it here.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Two new songs
I've recorded two new songs, "Love Songs" and "Opsitchordistanlixter." They're both pretty experimental, but Love Songs has lyrics in robotic voices.
You can download a rar of both songs right here.
Love Songs lyrics:
Over-simpli-fied love;
the foundation is simple!
Take a concept revered by those struck by it,
feed it into a machine;
Calculate a simple folk song based on chordal harmonies,
give it a nice ethnic undertone to eliminate any multicultural dissent,
and feed it into the air waves with simple, infectious and "beautiful" titles.
Criticise the cynics,
and pay off the critics --
top the charts
and fill your martini glass.
Pay off a teenage redneck
to play to a crescendo of cheers and hollers.
Manipulate the lowest common denominator,
and collect 200 dollars.
And we call them LOVE SONGS!
Yes, we call them, LOVE, SONGS!
"You're my CHOSEN, ONE!"
As if a universe incalculable and infinite can assign a single person to another unattached being!
(and we call them love song-)
And once the fanfare has died down,
program another hit single in Warner Entertainment laboratory.
This time, give it a hip-hop twist,
and hire a black boy on MySpace to contribute the bubbly vocalizations --
And we call them LOVE SONGS!
Yes, we call them, LOVE, SONGS!
"You're my chosen, one!"
You don't know how stupid you are.
And we call them LOVE SONGS!
You can download a rar of both songs right here.
Love Songs lyrics:
Over-simpli-fied love;
the foundation is simple!
Take a concept revered by those struck by it,
feed it into a machine;
Calculate a simple folk song based on chordal harmonies,
give it a nice ethnic undertone to eliminate any multicultural dissent,
and feed it into the air waves with simple, infectious and "beautiful" titles.
Criticise the cynics,
and pay off the critics --
top the charts
and fill your martini glass.
Pay off a teenage redneck
to play to a crescendo of cheers and hollers.
Manipulate the lowest common denominator,
and collect 200 dollars.
And we call them LOVE SONGS!
Yes, we call them, LOVE, SONGS!
"You're my CHOSEN, ONE!"
As if a universe incalculable and infinite can assign a single person to another unattached being!
(and we call them love song-)
And once the fanfare has died down,
program another hit single in Warner Entertainment laboratory.
This time, give it a hip-hop twist,
and hire a black boy on MySpace to contribute the bubbly vocalizations --
And we call them LOVE SONGS!
Yes, we call them, LOVE, SONGS!
"You're my chosen, one!"
You don't know how stupid you are.
And we call them LOVE SONGS!
Friday, March 20, 2009
New song - Rainy Day
This one's more folky, and I recorded this one to cassette so it's not as clear in digital. Though, at least it's pure analog, in original format, which I really prefer. Anyway, I do vocals, it takes inspiration from the Mountain Goats, but I'm a horrible lyricist and I'd never be able to match John Darnielle's incredible lyrics.
Download the 320kb/s mp3 here.
Download the 320kb/s mp3 here.
Material
I compiled a few songs I've done over a period of time, stuff I never really published, into a small "EP." 16 minutes worth of bizarro sound-collage music in the vein of Negativland. I'm not sticking it on Jamendo because I don't own the rights to the majority of these songs -- It's a lot of sampling and noise. Not that I didn't write music, it's that I used a lot of samples of other people's shit to add into the mass of weirdness. Also, I did a little work on that "What I'd Give To Suck Cock" song I published earlier, and put it as the second track, Denmark. I've got album art, too, if anyone cares. All my album art is basically copied from art I've done earlier with the album title and my logo stamped on it.
Download it here.
Tracklist:
1. It's Called The Xbox 360 Because You Go Down 360 Degrees And Die In The Snow*
2. Denmark
3. What Is Wrong With You? What's Your Problem?
4. This Is My New Condominium
5. Soft Hands
6. Shit Hat And The Adventures Of The Nigerian Cat Guru
7. GOD WARRIOR!
* in loving memory of Brandon Crisp
Download it here.
Tracklist:
1. It's Called The Xbox 360 Because You Go Down 360 Degrees And Die In The Snow*
2. Denmark
3. What Is Wrong With You? What's Your Problem?
4. This Is My New Condominium
5. Soft Hands
6. Shit Hat And The Adventures Of The Nigerian Cat Guru
7. GOD WARRIOR!
* in loving memory of Brandon Crisp
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
New song
I wrote a new song, entitled "What I'd Give To Suck Cock - A Brief Excerpt." Kind of noisy, sound collage-y. Here's a download link.
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